Welcome to the Erotic Badlib Blog Hop & Giveaway! If you follow along through the hop, each author has filled out their own bad lib- should be some pretty stuff if I know my fellow authors!
For the giveaway, I’m offering a prize pack of signed Romance Trading Cards. To enter, simply leave a comment telling me your favorite part of my bad lib. (Giveaway open to the US & Canada)
My bad lib: Damian and the Devilish Dame
Damian ____scuttled_____ across the ____floor_____. His ___muscular______ ___thighs________ made Libby weak. His __ass cheeks____ bulged. His impressively ___large_____ ____balls______ made her ____lady parts______ swell. He was so ___humungous______ that he made her feel ___tiny______ in comparison. His ___flashing__ eyes ____blazed_____ with ____lust_____.
“Get over here, Libby. I want to ___lick_____ your ___knees_____, and can’t stop myself from ___macking______ on your __tits______.” He __shuddered_____ ____wildly______, making her __follicles_______ ____burn______ ____sympathetically____.
“Oh, Damian. Be __down___ with me. I haven’t had a __stupendous____ ___dinner_____ in so long.” Libby ____shouted______ . Her eyes slid closed and her head fell back.
His __toe____ touched her ___ear___ and drew a __shriek_____ from her lips. A calloused hand stroked her ___ankle__ making her ___warm___ ______core_____ ______disintegrate____. With ____four___ fingers, he entered her ____mouth__. She couldn’t stop the ____gagging__ from escaping her ____lips___.
“Lay back, Libby. Let me ______drool on___ your ____pussy___. I want you hotter than ____Alaska___ before I ______spear____ my ___love tool___ in your ____fountain of womanhood___.” He grinned ____sarcastically___.
She moaned, nodding. She ______vibrated____ her hips __up__ and ______bellowed____ deep in her throat. “Anything you want, Damian. I want to feel your ___wimpy ___ ______pecker____ so badly I can barely stand it.”
A shiver skated down her______neck_____ at the feel of his ______nose_____ invading her. Sensations like a _______plague of locusts_____ moved through her. She could feel the building ______nausea_____ start with a ______bang_____ in her esophagus. She looked up into his face. His marauding eyes ___filled______ with ___tears__. His ___spindly____ ___cheekbone__ pressed deeply into her ___navel___. She could feel his ___impressive______ ___necklace___. His increased speed caused her ___knee___ to __jerk______ against the bed. A sound, like a ___chimpanzee__ vibrated in her chest. She knew she was going to come. All she needed was his ___cock___ ___fucking___ her ____subserviently____.
With a final ___grunt___ she ___slid__ off into bliss. Her ___watery eyes___ tensed, her ___collarbone___ tightened and her eyes closed on the feeling of his ___heel___ sinking ____deeply____ into her.
Well…after something like that I think I’d need a tetanus shot, at the very least. I hope you enjoyed my ridiculousness! To check out the other awesome authors on this hop, go to http://leabarrymire.blogspot.com/2012/06/erotic-badlib-blog-hop-and-giveaway.html or if the code works below you can use that!
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