Thursday Thirteen 7/26/12- 13 jokes about sex

Welcome to another edition of Thursday Thirteen. This week: 13 jokes about sex. But before we get to that, I’ll be taking part in a huge and awesome blog hop starting tomorrow. Here’s the lovely graphic:

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So check back tomorrow! Now, on to the jokes!

1. Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
   A: A cherry float.
2. Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
   A: Beat it – we’re closed.
3. Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
   A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
4. Q: What’s the speed limit of sex?
   A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
5. Q: What’s the difference between light and hard?
   A: You can sleep with a light on.
6. Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
   A: You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.
7. Q: What’s the height of conceit?
   A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
8. Q: What’s the definition of macho?
   A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
9. Q: What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
   A: Erotic = using a feather
   Kinky = using the whole chicken
10. Q: Why are men like cars?
    A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
11. Q: Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
    A: To keep its nuts dry.
12. Q: Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
    A: Because his pecker is on his head!
13. Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
    A. Cover me im going in!

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